Tested by IvyEverything in this shop went out on a real trip with me before it earned a listing. Wet, cold, dropped, packed out. This one passed.
IP68 means this LED camping lantern keeps burning through the storm that kills lesser lights. It is a slim waterproof tube, about 1.7 inches around, that slips into a bottle pocket, hangs from a tent loop, and shrugs off rain, drops, and a rinse under the tap.
IP68 waterproof rating, so sideways rain and wet gravel do not end the evening
Three sizes: a 6.3 inch tube with a 2,500 mAh battery, an 8.7 inch with 4,400 mAh, and an 11.4 inch for lighting a whole camp kitchen
Five brightness levels, from a low reading glow that stretches the battery to full output for finding the trail
USB charging in both directions, so the same tube tops off a phone at the trailhead
Amber mode draws fewer insects than white light, which your picnic table will appreciate after dark
USB cable and woven hand rope included for hanging it anywhere
Hang it in the vestibule tonight and let the weather do whatever it wants.